{"product_id":"100-things-not-to-do-in-cincinnati-a-hilarious-picture-book-guide-to-surviving-the-queen-city-9798259007567","title":"100 Things NOT to Do in Cincinnati: A Hilarious Picture Book Guide to Surviving the Queen City","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Reed Rogers\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: United States - Midwest - East North Central (General)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 Things NOT to Do in Cincinnati\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003eA Hilarious Picture Book Guide to Surviving the Queen City\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCongratulations! You've arrived in Cincinnati - home of sky-high chili piles, rolling hills, friendly wall lizards, and the politest \"Please?\" you'll ever hear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut beware... one wrong move and you'll become a local legend for all the wrong reasons.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis colorful, laugh-out-loud picture book delivers \u003cb\u003e100 illustrated \"Don't...\" rules\u003c\/b\u003e that capture the heart, humor, and quirks of the Queen City. Whether you're a wide-eyed tourist, a new transplant, or a proud longtime resident, these pages will keep you smiling (and help you avoid the funniest mistakes).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside you'll discover: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy you should never cut your Skyline spaghetti with a knife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe sacred art of the Chicken Dance at Oktoberfest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat happens when you challenge the hills... or the locals at a brewery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy saying \"What?\" instead of \"Please?\" instantly marks you as an outsider\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd so much more - including goetta, Graeter's, Lazarus lizards, and Opening Day magic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for gifts, coffee tables, or planning your next Cincinnati adventure, this book celebrates everything that makes the Queen City wonderfully unique. Fun for the whole family and guaranteed to spark laughter and local cravings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWelcome to Cincinnati.\u003c\/b\u003e Now try not to ruin your visit... and have a wonderful time!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47883263967383,"sku":"9798259007567","price":1981.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9798259007567.webp?v=1781100667","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/100-things-not-to-do-in-cincinnati-a-hilarious-picture-book-guide-to-surviving-the-queen-city-9798259007567","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}