{"product_id":"a-useless-book-9798989431663","title":"A Useless Book","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Andrew Robert Abel\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Andrew Robert Abel\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Andrew Robert Abel\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Humorous Stories\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Useless Book\u003c\/strong\u003e is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It \u003cem\u003epretends\u003c\/em\u003e to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade-up reviews (for fun): -\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Readers Indigestion Digest\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"My chair enjoyed it more than I did.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Better Homes \u0026amp; Bookends\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - The Zoological Missed-it Monthly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Parenting Panic Quarterly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Aquatic Book Review \u0026amp; Snacks\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - IQ Not Included\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - The London Foghorn\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Forgetful \u0026amp; Free Newsletter\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"If I could unread it, I would. Twice.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Amnesia Weekly\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Atlantic Books","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":46383533293719,"sku":"9798989431663","price":1798.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9798989431663.webp?v=1768779873","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/a-useless-book-9798989431663","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}