{"product_id":"bachelor-101-cooking-cleaning-closing-9780578034638","title":"Bachelor 101: Cooking + Cleaning = Closing","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Jamie Reidy\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Lamo Jamo Publishing\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Lamo Jamo Publishing\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: General\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore than 30 idiot-proof recipes broken down into a step by step process so simple even a bachelor can understand. (\"Open oven door. Slide out rack.\") The reader will also learn important rules for getting his apartment date-ready. (\"Back to the underside of the toilet seat, the cleaning equivalent of diving in front of a slap shot. Grab the wet sponge and flip it over so that the Astroturf side is the active one. Start scrubbing. Might not be a bad idea to take a page out of Michael Keaton's handbook from \"Mr. Mom\" and place a clothespin over your nose.\") Lastly, the bachelor gets a pre-flight checklist to ensure that he is a \"go\" for his date. (\"Ears. Like an ambidextrous miner, arm yourself with Q-tips and go drilling. Repeat with clean swabs until the tips emerge from your ears still white. Note: For those older than 35, I hate to break it to you but you are a 2:1 shot for ear hair. Snip, snip. Sob, sob.\")\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lamo Jamo Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46880659865751,"sku":"9780578034638","price":954.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9780578034638.webp?v=1770227924","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/bachelor-101-cooking-cleaning-closing-9780578034638","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}