{"product_id":"cockadoodledoo-9781914078279","title":"Cockadoodledoo","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Cathy Waterhouse\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Samantha May\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Samantha May\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Women\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe true story of a female farmer who resorted to drastic measures to pay the bills and buy a new bull. Includes over 45 colour photographs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI am a farmer and praise be to DNA, a woman. In 2005, aged 38 and in dire financial straits, I spent a year as the worlds most disastrously qualified escort, in order to buy a new Hereford bull and reduce the enormous overdraft which my sheep were in the main, responsible for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt was a terrifying decision for a country girl whose raunchiest moment was giving the local farmer's son a hand-job in his milking parlour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm sure there are women out there who bounce out of bed of a morning, happy as an Andrex puppy, overjoyed at the prospect of a day of paid sex with strangers ahead of them. I can safely say I was not an Andrex puppy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerforming lewd acts stark bollock naked with a complete stranger who has just handed you  70 for the privilege, is about as erotically charged as having a smear test.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Samantha May","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45127043416215,"sku":"9781914078279","price":1881.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9781914078279.webp?v=1767903300","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/cockadoodledoo-9781914078279","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}