{"product_id":"diddly-squat-pigs-might-fly-9781405961424","title":"Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Jeremy Clarkson\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Penguin Group\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Penguin Group\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Entertainment \u0026amp; Performing Arts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGet tucked in to a third bestselling helping of Clarkson's Farm from our favourite wellie-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWelcome back to Clarkson's Farm. Since taking the wheel three years ago Jeremy's had his work cut out. And it's now clear from hard-won experience that, when it comes to farming, there's only one golden rule: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhatever you hope will happen, won't. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEnthusiastic schemes to diversify have met with stubborn opposition from the red trouser brigade, defeat at the hands of Council Planning department, and predictable derision from Kaleb - although, to be fair, even Lisa had doubts about Jeremy's brilliant plan to build a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup. And only Cheerful Charlie is still smiling about the stifling amount of red tape that's incoming . . . But he charges by the hour. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThen there are the animals: the sheep are gone; the cows have been joined by a rented bull called Break-Heart Maestro;. the pigs are making piglets; and the goats have turned out to be psychopaths. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut despite the naysayers and (sometimes self-inflicted) setbacks, Jeremy remains irrepressibly optimistic about life at Diddly Squat. Because It's hard not to be when you get to harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd, after all, it shouldn't just be Break-heart Maestro who gets to enjoy a happy ending . . . \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eDiddly Squat, \u003c\/i\u003e Number 1 \u003ci\u003eSunday Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestseller, October 2022","brand":"Penguin Group","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44931302391959,"sku":"9781405961424","price":947.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9781405961424.webp?v=1769199921","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/diddly-squat-pigs-might-fly-9781405961424","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}