{"product_id":"dr-philodendrons-diagnostic-manual-a-psychological-field-guide-to-your-houseplants-personality-disorders-9798252201726","title":"Dr. Philodendron's Diagnostic Manual: A Psychological Field Guide to Your Houseplant's Personality Disorders","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): T. J. Marlowe\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: House Plants \u0026amp; Indoor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo your plants seem... dramatic?\u003cbr\u003eDoes your peace lily collapse the moment you forget to water it?\u003cbr\u003eDoes your fern panic when the humidity drops three percent?\u003cbr\u003eDoes your cactus act emotionally unavailable while secretly judging everyone in the room?\u003cbr\u003eYou're not imagining things.\u003cbr\u003eInside \u003cb\u003eDr. Philodendron's Diagnostic Manual: A Psychological Field Guide to Your Houseplant's Personality Disorders\u003c\/b\u003e, plant therapist \u003cb\u003eDr. Philodendron, P.L.T. (Plant Licensed Therapist)\u003c\/b\u003e opens the doors of the \u003cb\u003eFlora Wellness \u0026amp; Root Balance Center\u003c\/b\u003e, where houseplants come to discuss their emotional struggles, environmental complaints, and complicated relationships with their owners.\u003cbr\u003eMeet a cast of unforgettable patients: \u003cbr\u003e- A Peace Lily who collapses theatrically when she feels ignored\u003cbr\u003e- A Spider Plant overwhelmed by hundreds of chaotic children\u003cbr\u003e- A Fern living in constant humidity panic\u003cbr\u003e- A glamorous Orchid who refuses to bloom under imperfect conditions\u003cbr\u003e- A wealthy Money Plant couple exhausted by the pressure of looking prosperous\u003cbr\u003e- A gossip-loving Dracaena who knows everyone's secrets\u003cbr\u003e- A relentlessly helpful Aloe Vera who can't stop fixing everyone else\u003cbr\u003e- And the mysteriously calm ZZ Plant, who simply does not care\u003cbr\u003eAs the therapy sessions unfold, the doctor begins to discover something unexpected: \u003cbr\u003eEven therapists need therapy.\u003cbr\u003ePart satire, part plant care guide, and entirely relatable, \u003cb\u003eDr. Philodendron's Diagnostic Manual\u003c\/b\u003e explores anxiety, expectations, resilience, and the strange emotional bond between humans and their houseplants.\u003cbr\u003eIf you've ever apologized to a plant, whispered encouragement while watering, or blamed yourself for a yellow leaf-this book is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47882934124695,"sku":"9798252201726","price":1124.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9798252201726.webp?v=1781098149","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/dr-philodendrons-diagnostic-manual-a-psychological-field-guide-to-your-houseplants-personality-disorders-9798252201726","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}