{"product_id":"funny-as-hell-9781087925714","title":"funny as hell","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Mad Comedy\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Indy Pub\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Indy Pub\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Form - Jokes \u0026amp; Riddles\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMad Comedy\u003c\/strong\u003e presents the ultimate collection of riotously funny new jokes. From America's top standup comics, these jokes are fresh from beer-soaked microphones of the hottest comedy clubs and are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Discriminating Palate\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, \"Give me your finest 19-year scotch.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bartender figures the man won't know the difference, so he decides to trick the man with 5-year scotch. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe man takes a sip, scowls and says, \"Bartender, this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you I want 19-year scotch.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bartender tries once more with a 10-year scotch. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe man takes a sip, grimaces and says, \"Bartender, I don't want 10-year scotch like this filth. Give me 19-year scotch!\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eImpressed, the bartender gets the 19-year scotch from the top shelf. The man takes a sip and sighs, \"Ah, now that's the good stuff.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA disgusting, grimy, stinking old drunk has been watching all this with great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and slurs, \"Hey, I think that's really amazing what you can do. Try this one.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe man takes a sip and immediately spits it out on the bar and cries, \"Yechhh! This stuff tastes like piss!\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe drunk's eyes light up and he says, \"Yeah, it is piss -- now tell me how old I am!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSensitivity\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe clitoris has over 8,000 nerve endings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut it's still not as sensitive as a vegan on social media.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Surprise Visitor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA man rings a doorbell and an eleven-year-old boy answers the door wearing a silk robe, smoking a blunt with a cloud of marijuana smoke swirling around his head, and with a glass of bourbon in one hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTaken aback, the man asks, \"Is your mom home?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"What do you think?\" asks the boy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Indy Pub","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45114518831255,"sku":"9781087925714","price":1489.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9781087925714.webp?v=1767899742","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/funny-as-hell-9781087925714","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}