{"product_id":"haiku-for-guys-poetry-wisdom-cleavage-9780595346554","title":"Haiku for Guys: Poetry. Wisdom. Cleavage.","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Larry Rogak\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: iUniverse\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: iUniverse\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Form - Limericks \u0026amp; Verse\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHaiku is a traditional Japanese poetry form using just seventeen syllables, divided into three lines of 5-7-5 respectively. And traditionally, the subject of Haiku is nature. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForget tradition.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGUY HUMOR\u003c\/b\u003e is about sex, women, sports and beer, mostly. Larry Rogak -- a \"guy\" if there ever was one -- has taken Haiku and \u003cb\u003ePIMPED IT\u003c\/b\u003e into a vehicle for \u003cb\u003eGUY HUMOR.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eNo more poems about sunsets, lotus blossoms and dragonflies. \u003ci\u003eHAIKU FOR GUYS\u003c\/i\u003e has poems called \u003cb\u003eSEX WITH A DOG; BREASTS; BEER AND PISS;\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eTHE ZEN OF TAKING A DUMP.\u003c\/b\u003e Here, get a load of this one: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLESBIANS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThey like to watch sports\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWear flannel shirts, look at chicks\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eHeck, they're just like us!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eRight away you can see this is no ordinary book of poetry.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eBest of all, Larry Rogak explains to \u003cb\u003eGUYS\u003c\/b\u003e how to use this book to \u003cb\u003eGET OVER WITH CHICKS.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis is the PERFECT book to read while pinching a loaf, or just loafing. And won't \"she\" be impressed to see you reading a poetry book!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eHAIKU FOR GUYS\u003c\/i\u003e is not only fun to read, it may help to disguise the pig that you are.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"iUniverse","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45148620652695,"sku":"9780595346554","price":741.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9780595346554.webp?v=1767294694","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/haiku-for-guys-poetry-wisdom-cleavage-9780595346554","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}