{"product_id":"how-jesus-heals-horny-9781966565079","title":"How Jesus Heals Horny","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Robert Santi\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: NY Book Publishers\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: NY Book Publishers\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Memoirs\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow Jesus Heals Horny is the book I wish had been given to me when I was trapped in darkness, wandering around in New York City bars and porn theaters, searching for someone or something to make me stop hurting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI was a very promiscuous man. My friend Kevin summed it up well one day when he said, \"Good Lord, Robert. I did the math and can safely say that only Rogaine has been on more men than you.\" Kevin has a way with words.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe first chapter of this book is titled \"The Birth of a Human Toilet.\" You can figure out the rest. There, I warned you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh yeah, I wanted to make this book funny, while sharing what I have learned about Jesus. I hope I succeeded.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Atlantic Books","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46376935981207,"sku":"9781966565079","price":1677.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9781966565079.webp?v=1768759451","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/how-jesus-heals-horny-9781966565079","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}