{"product_id":"i-wont-be-in-on-monday-9798300161040","title":"I Won't Be In On Monday","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): J. S. Cooper\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Romance - Workplace\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eDear Remington Parker, \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou may think you're the handsome prince of the law firm and I'm your dutiful wench, but I'm not here to be your plaything.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYes, you're handsome-ish.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYes, you're a partner at the firm.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYes, I'm your ugly duckling assistant.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eBut no, I'm not desperate, and I don't want you.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eI have no interest in being the nanny to your newly found kid when you want to go on dates.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eAnd I have even less interest in your offer to teach me the ways of the world.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eIn fact, after my makeover, I'm pretty sure I'll have plenty of men wanting to help me discover the joys of companionship. I do not need your crumbs.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYours Sincerely, \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eJuniper Hardman\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI just never predicted how Remington Parker would react after he got my email and saw my makeover.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45557478260887,"sku":"9798300161040","price":1433.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9798300161040.webp?v=1768593682","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/i-wont-be-in-on-monday-9798300161040","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}