{"product_id":"ive-been-16-for-34-years-9780578000862","title":"I've Been 16 for 34 Years","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Julie Oliver\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Groveland Branch Press\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Groveland Branch Press\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: General\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eToday's 50-year-old is the \"new\" 30-year-old. Do the math. It means...when we turned 16 we were really minus-4-years-old. This explains a lot. The corpuscles from our teen years still bob along through the arteries of our hearts, detouring around the clogs of middle age, searching for a place to fit in. We can laugh, we can cry, but 16 became a part of us. It's still lurking in murky corners. These essays and exaggerations will comfort you like a C+ on a calculus quiz. Hmmm...is it too late for extra credit? This modest epic has enabled thousands of humans to enjoy the imperfect wrinkles of life-without need for popularity, prestige, prosperity or plastic surgery. It could be in your hands. What are you waiting for? You're not getting any younger.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Groveland Branch Press","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46881100562583,"sku":"9780578000862","price":2151.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9780578000862.webp?v=1770229747","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/ive-been-16-for-34-years-9780578000862","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}