{"product_id":"landlords-lament-9781489701497","title":"Landlords' Lament","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): O. Wendell Pickle\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Liferich\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Liferich\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Subjects \u0026amp; Themes - General\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eO. Wendell Pickle, a longtime real estate broker and investor, has rented to a variety of tenants ranging from responsible citizens to murderers and murderesses, embezzlers, liars, and thieves. \u003cbr\u003e In his collection of limericks, written with an exorbitant amount of \"poetic\" license, Pickle offers a glimpse into what it is like to be a landlord in America while sharing some of the hundreds of creative excuses he has been offered by tenants-with and without a straight face-for not paying their rent either on time or at all.\u003cbr\u003e Landlords' Lament is a compilation of amusing verses that seek to help both seasoned or novice landlords feel they are not alone in a world filled with really bad excuses.\u003cbr\u003e Rent is not credit by any means.He has trouble understanding, it seems.He'll go out of his wayTo spend it all that dayWith a \"I had to buy me some new jeans.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Atlantic Books","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46489239650455,"sku":"9781489701497","price":761.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9781489701497.jpg?v=1766341082","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/landlords-lament-9781489701497","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}