{"product_id":"my-knickers-feel-weird-and-other-christmas-calamities-a-riotous-christmas-novella-9781068192364","title":"My Knickers Feel Weird and Other Christmas Calamities: A Riotous Christmas Novella","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): T. E. Rosemeyer\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: T.E Rosemeyer\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: T.E Rosemeyer\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Romance - Romantic Comedy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCommander Tess Caputo recruited Chief Petty Officer Harriett Bond to handle logistics-ammo, gear, transport, phones. What she didn't mention was the most perilous task of all: planning the staff Christmas party.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen a single errand spirals into retail warfare-complete with extreme couponers, parking-lot battles, and a rogue feather boa-Harry finds herself conscripted into the most dangerous mission yet: surviving the season without committing a felony.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBacked up (and occasionally mocked) by a team of Tier One operators who'd rather face gunfire than Washington traffic, Harry must battle malls, mobs, and mutinous underwear in a desperate bid to pull Christmas together.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExplosively funny, riotously chaotic, and laced with heart, this holiday caper proves the battlefield isn't always overseas-it's the mall parking lot at rush hour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans of military banter, found-family, chaos and rants. This novella is\u003ci\u003e Bridget Jones\u003c\/i\u003e-Meets-\u003ci\u003eJingle All The Way\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003ci\u003eMy Knickers Feel Weird and Other Christmas Calamities\u003c\/i\u003e is Christmas gone full tactical clusterf**k.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Atlantic Books","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46310553976983,"sku":"9781068192364","price":912.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9781068192364.webp?v=1768665154","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/my-knickers-feel-weird-and-other-christmas-calamities-a-riotous-christmas-novella-9781068192364","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}