{"product_id":"no-reptiles-before-lunch-9798180078513","title":"No Reptiles Before Lunch","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): II Moehl Geoffrey\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Fantasy - Contemporary\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBilly Vance's life was simple: catch gators, crush funnel cakes, and help Uncle Cletus keep the trailer lot running. Then a bootleg arcade cabinet zapped him straight into Class 2-D of a Tokyo high school.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow he's got thirty days to find a way home before the portal closes for good. Thanks to a glitched translation filter, his Florida slang comes out like dramatic kabuki theater, his lucky yellow clogs are suddenly \"legendary gear,\" and his fourteen-inch alligator, Mr. Snappy, has been turned into an adorable chibi mascot the entire school is obsessed with.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo survive the countdown, Billy teams up with a hyper-strict student council president, a giant baker with scarred hands, and a warlock who bought his eyepatch at a convenience store.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eA cozy, hilarious GameLit portal fantasy packed with viral chibi alligators, interdimensional pastry drops, and zero reptiles before lunch.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47968244662423,"sku":"9798180078513","price":2048.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9798180078513.webp?v=1782917238","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/no-reptiles-before-lunch-9798180078513","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}