{"product_id":"poems-31-9798893305982","title":"Poems 31","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Donald Anthony King\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Arpress\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Arpress\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: American - General\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYolanda, the Goose \"is Cooked\"\u003c\/p\u003eHow did we get....\u003cem\u003eso damn drunk \u003c\/em\u003e\"\u003cem\u003etail-gating\"?!!\u003c\/em\u003e- \u003cem\u003ebefore the (football) game even started?!!\u003c\/em\u003eYou hear that?!!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThey're over there! - Christmas caroling!!............\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Seven crackheads-a-cracking\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Six ducks-a-ducking\"\u003c\/em\u003e\"FIVE CHEAP EARRINGS!!\"..............How 'bout \"Four earplugs-a-plugging\"I'm not listening to them (anymore)!......I'm here to get my party-on!!\u003cbr\u003eI think I'll jump into this hot-tub!This is a hot-tub? Right?!!Well!! It's like a hot-tub?!!The manufacturer somehow labeledthis apparatus - as a Turkey Fryer Vat!.......But you're still welcome! to use it!!\u003cbr\u003eWhat is? The first day of the\u003cem\u003etwelve days\u003c\/em\u003e of Christmas?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"On the first day of Christmas -\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003emy true love gave to me!\u003c\/em\u003e\"\"One Goose-a-Cooking\"\u003cbr\u003eI know, that's right!!","brand":"Atlantic Books","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46398663524503,"sku":"9798893305982","price":909.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9798893305982.webp?v=1769045630","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/poems-31-9798893305982","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}