{"product_id":"pyramids-dont-dance-until-i-got-here-9798288646737","title":"Pyramids Don't Dance (Until I Got Here)","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Jr. Lagattuta David\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Satire\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKhufu doesn't mean to cause chaos-he just happens to trip over sacred birds, knock over bread altars, and accidentally ignite religious festivals with alarming frequency.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe was supposed to be a boring village scribe. Instead, he's been marked by the gods as a \"Disruptor\"-an unwilling, unlucky, and hilariously unqualified agent of divine chaos. Now, with a sarcastic talking dung beetle as his guide, a judgmental camel with mysterious powers, and a target on his back from every bureaucrat and high priest in Thebes, Khufu finds himself on a ridiculous (and possibly holy) quest to save Egypt... by breaking it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHaunted by mummies with legal complaints, mocked by talking pyramids, and reluctantly leading a rebellion of sacred misfits, Khufu must embrace his one true power: the ability to mess things up so badly that fate has no choice but to course-correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause in a world of inflexible hierarchies and uptight rituals, maybe a little sacred nonsense is exactly what the gods need.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA wildly original absurdist fantasy set in a mythic Ancient Egypt, Pyramids Don't Dance (Until I Got Here) is part coming-of-age comedy, part cosmic satire, and all divine disaster.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Atlantic Books","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46335178145943,"sku":"9798288646737","price":857.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9798288646737.webp?v=1768674231","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/pyramids-dont-dance-until-i-got-here-9798288646737","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}