{"product_id":"rise-to-power-an-interview-with-governor-alfie-von-schonenburgermeiserkesterhaufenschlagelwienerschnitzel-9780595407743","title":"Rise to Power: An Interview with Governor Alfie Von Schonenburgermeiserkesterhaufenschlagelwienerschnitzel","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Bert W. Emmett\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: iUniverse\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: iUniverse\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Humorous - General\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether national, state, local or in the bedroom, the art of politics is lip-smacking fun. Here, in a (fairly) candid interview, the superstar of gubernatorial gooberness reminisces, quips, ponders and pontificates. From the early days when his schnitzel was still in a diaper to his present day renown as a mountain of meat running the kookiest state in the union, Alfie speaks:  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A lot of people accuse my father of being a figure in the Nazi party. He was actually just a headwaiter at some Nazi parties. So, lighten up, people. He was just taking orders.\" \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"Look, I was infusing the world of modeling with a masculinity it had not seen before or since. If you could see me up there in a zebra skinned speedo after a fresh bikini wax, you would agree.\" \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"I am in favor of civil unions for gay couples. And I'll go even farther than that; I welcome civil unions for gay triples! Quadruples! Now, that's a party!\" \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003ePlus: An over-caffeinated observer's take on the national scene as told through a variety of cartoons, commentaries, games and more! \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"iUniverse","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45158589169815,"sku":"9780595407743","price":784.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9780595407743.webp?v=1767303114","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/rise-to-power-an-interview-with-governor-alfie-von-schonenburgermeiserkesterhaufenschlagelwienerschnitzel-9780595407743","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}