{"product_id":"said-no-nurse-ever-a-coloring-book-for-nurses-whove-seen-it-all-9780998999524","title":"Said No Nurse Ever: A Coloring Book For Nurses Who've Seen It All","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Jess Erskine\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Rolling Donut Press\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Rolling Donut Press\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Popular Culture\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTo all the nurses that have seen it, heard it, smelled it, touched it, stepped in it, and worn it: SAID NO NURSE EVER: A COLORING BOOK FOR NURSES WHO'VE SEEN IT ALL is for you.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHere's a few samples from the dazzling coloring pages in the book (and of course, \u003ci\u003eyou\u003c\/i\u003e would never say any of these): \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"I love my soft, manicured hands that have gone places I never thought possible,\" said no nurse, ever. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"I love when it's Friday night and there's a full moon,\" said no night shift nurse, ever. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"I don't need to pee... did that 9 hours ago, before my shift started,\" said no nurse ever. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"May your cup runneth over... except for that urine specimen cup you're trying to hand me.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePlus there's over 30 MORE coloring pages filled with even more humor and sass that every nurse will instantly relate to. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's the perfect gift... for yourself, or your favorite nurse \u0026amp; friend! Just perfect! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAll 36 illustrations in \u003cb\u003eSAID NO NURSE EVER\u003c\/b\u003e are original, high-resolution images (NOT clip art or reprints) with smooth, clean, crisp lines. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSome pages are very detailed, and others can be completed in one or two sessions - so it's ideal for any time you want to sit down with a cup of coffee, and chill out with some creative coloring. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe book is printed at the same facilities that print the best-selling coloring books on Amazon, with quality 60# paper, perfect for colored pencils and pens. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTo minimize coloring bleed-through, all images are printed on one side of the paper only, which also means they are easy to clip and frame. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eSAID NO NURSE EVER\u003c\/b\u003e is a pretty wild and crazy coloring book, but then so is a nurse's life. It makes for some delightfully snarky and fun coloring pages, and will not fail to put a smile on your face - because you \u003cb\u003eknow\u003c\/b\u003e it is true. It's fun to color, fun to share with your nurse friends. And those friends will definitely want to see every single color filled masterpiece you create. (And they will want a copy of their own.) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eClick on the \"Add To Cart\" button to order your copy of \u003cb\u003eSAID NO NURSE EVER now\u003c\/b\u003e. We promise you'll love it. If not, just send it back - coffee stains and all - and you'll get a full refund, no questions asked. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e**A few pages contain mild obscenities**\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Rolling Donut Press","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45508382294167,"sku":"9780998999524","price":1038.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9780998999524.webp?v=1767109282","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/said-no-nurse-ever-a-coloring-book-for-nurses-whove-seen-it-all-9780998999524","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}