{"product_id":"silent-night-flashing-lights-a-neighborhood-christmas-tale-9798245726892","title":"Silent Night, Flashing Lights: A Neighborhood Christmas Tale","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Cathy Zaragoza\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Topic - Marriage \u0026amp; Family\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eA Holiday Novella\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOne inflatable snowman.\u003cbr\u003eOne ladder.\u003cbr\u003eOne neighborhood on the brink of holiday anarchy.\u003cp\u003eIn Orchard Farms, Christmas isn't just celebrated - it's \u003cb\u003eregulated\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery roof must bear a star.\u003cbr\u003eEvery yard must match the approved aesthetic.\u003cbr\u003eAnd every rule is enforced by HOA President \u003cb\u003eKaren Mitchum\u003c\/b\u003e, armed with a clipboard, a memory for bylaws, and absolutely zero chill.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo when a neighbor dares to put up a Christmas decoration \u003ci\u003ebefore\u003c\/i\u003e Thanksgiving, Karen does what any reasonable person would do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe kicks it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat follows is a holiday season spiraling delightfully out of control: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn ambulance, a snowman, and an HOA president taken down by her own authority\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eA long-suffering husband turned unwilling enforcement officer\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eA near-fatal ladder incident involving Christmas lights and terrible decision-making\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eCollege-aged twins who decide to skip Christmas entirely\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd one woman quietly realizing that the hardest rules to enforce are the ones holding her own life together\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSilent Night, Flashing Lights\u003c\/b\u003e is a sharp, warm, laugh-out-loud holiday comedy about control, tradition, and what happens when everything you've carefully managed refuses to cooperate - especially at Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for readers who love: \u003cbr\u003eErma Bombeck-style humor\u003cbr\u003eSuburban satire\u003cbr\u003eHoliday chaos\u003cbr\u003eStories about marriage, parenting, and letting go (sometimes literally)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes the true meaning of Christmas isn't peace on earth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's surviving the season without falling off a ladder...\u003cbr\u003eor getting taken out by an inflatable snowman.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47594299228311,"sku":"9798245726892","price":752.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9798245726892.webp?v=1774985459","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/silent-night-flashing-lights-a-neighborhood-christmas-tale-9798245726892","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}