{"product_id":"so-ya-wanna-get-divorced-court-isnt-your-color-9781971419152","title":"So Ya Wanna Get Divorced?: Court Isn't Your Color","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): G'Bryella Whyt\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Gbryellawhyt\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Gbryellawhyt\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Divorce \u0026amp; Separation\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSo Ya Wanna Get Divorced! Court Isn't Your Color\u003c\/strong\u003e is a laugh-out-loud illustrated gag gift for anyone lying awake at 2AM fantasizing about freedom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter the Ghost of Divorce Future - your Charles Dickens-style guide who shows up fabulous, blunt, and ready to drag you on a rhyming tour of your post-divorce life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpoiler: it's not brunch and glow-ups.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's dating disasters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCustody chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSexy-ex transformations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBroke men with baggage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd someone else helping raise your kids.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart funny divorce book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart breakup gift for women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart emotional intervention.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis brutally honest picture book uses bold cartoon illustrations and savage poetry to expose what nobody talks about when you're thinking about divorce: splitting time with your children, explaining everything to family, re-entering the dating pool, co-parenting after divorce, and discovering that \"starting over\" often comes with lawyers, loneliness, and receding hairlines.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd here's the truth bomb every mom needs to hear: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you have kids, your husband will probably be married again before the ink on your divorce papers dries.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot because he found \"the one.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause he needs a wannabe mom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomeone to pack lunches.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomeone to do pickups.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomeone to sit at school events in your old seat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book doesn't shame women for leaving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt simply shows the full picture.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith humor, heart, and unapologetic honesty, readers are walked through the emotional and financial realities of divorce - while still acknowledging that sometimes leaving is necessary, especially when situations are dark or unsafe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThink Dr. Seuss meets Judge Judy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect as a divorce gag gift or funny breakup gift for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFriends considering divorce\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSecond bachelorette parties\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSisters googling alimony\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyone romanticizing single life\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWomen starting over after divorce\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYourself - because laughter is cheaper than court\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the creator of the \u003cem\u003eSo Ya Wanna\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eSorry\u003c\/em\u003e series, this glossy illustrated roast delivers humor with depth, showing both the freedom and the fallout of ending a marriage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is not anti-divorce.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's anti-fantasy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy it for your friend before she files.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gbryellawhyt","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47573223866519,"sku":"9781971419152","price":1011.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9781971419152.webp?v=1774892286","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/so-ya-wanna-get-divorced-court-isnt-your-color-9781971419152","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}