{"product_id":"so-ya-wanna-sleep-with-broke-sperm-2-common-sense-dating-rules-thatll-get-you-the-ring-9781971419183","title":"So Ya Wanna Sleep with Broke Sperm?: 2 Common Sense Dating Rules That'll Get You the Ring!","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): G'Bryella Whyt\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Gbryellawhyt\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Gbryellawhyt\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: General\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSo Ya Wanna Sleep With Broke Sperm?\u003c\/strong\u003e is a brutally funny, illustrated dating book that blends dark humor, psychology, history, and hard truth into one unforgettable relationship wake-up call for modern women.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInspired by the way Charles Dickens used ghosts to scare Scrooge out of greed, this book introduces a chain-smoking ghost grandma who's here to scare women out of low-value dating. Her mission? Expose hookup culture, dismantle modern dating myths, and teach women how to stop giving girlfriend benefits to men who haven't earned husband behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTold in sharp rhymes and paired with luxurious, full-color illustrations, this 68-page satire walks readers through the collapse of traditional dating - from cavemen who hunted mammoths (now men hunt Wi-Fi) to today's swipe culture, where commitment disappeared and situationships became the norm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlong the way, the ghost roasts everything: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Hookup culture and ghosting\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Modern feminism and its hidden history\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- The science of bonding (dopamine, oxytocin, vasopressin - and why sex affects women differently)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Why men don't emotionally bond through sex the way women do\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- How \"equal dating\" quietly turned into women doing all the emotional and financial labor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen comes the knockout: \u003cstrong\u003etwo simple dating rules\u003c\/strong\u003e that flip the power dynamic back where it belongs - forcing men to show effort, consistency, and leadership, while restoring women's standards, self-respect, and leverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't soft self-help.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's savage. It's funny. And it's uncomfortably accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReaders will recognize their own dating disasters in laugh-out-loud poems about: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Paying for dates while calling it empowerment\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Waiting years for commitment while providing intimacy for free\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Being terrified of seed oils but casual about STDs\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Splitting checks with men who wouldn't dream of treating Margot Robbie that way\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePacked with humor, psychology, and cultural commentary, \u003cstrong\u003eSo Ya Wanna Sleep With Broke Sperm?\u003c\/strong\u003e is part dating guide, part social satire, and part intervention.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Women navigating modern dating\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e ✔ Fans of edgy humor and truth-telling books\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e ✔ Readers who loved \u003cem\u003eHe's Just Not That Into You\u003c\/em\u003e but want sharper teeth\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e ✔ Girlfriend gifts, breakup gifts, or personal wake-up calls\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e ✔ Anyone tired of situationships and ready for real commitment\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is Book #6 in the \u003cem\u003eSo Ya Wanna\u003c\/em\u003e series, including: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- \u003cem\u003eSo Ya Wanna Marry a Man With Kids\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- \u003cem\u003eSo Ya Wanna Pay Alimony in Menopause\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- \u003cem\u003eSo Ya Wanna Be Called a Stepmother\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're done being the cool girl.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Done splitting checks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Done giving wife benefits on girlfriend contracts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis ghost has rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd they might finally get you the ring.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e���� \u003cstrong\u003eSo Ya Wanna Sleep With Broke Sperm?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Two rules. 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