{"product_id":"terror-mannequin-9781697831016","title":"Terror Mannequin","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Douglas Hackle\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Humorous - General\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForty-year-old Glont Lamont is a longtime employee of Fun 4-Life Corporation, where he gets paid good money to play videos games, watch TV, get drunk, get high, devour pizza, ride the company roller coaster, take long-ass naps, and toss off like a madman in an insane asylum. There's only one problem: Glont's sick of his job! Nowadays, all he really wants to do is work long, grueling shifts 7-days-a-week doing any sort of awful, backbreaking, tedious, demoralizing, soul-crushing, severely undercompensated labor. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut with Halloween just a few days away, Glont has more important things to worry about than his workplace woes. Namely, he must take his two \"freak\" nephews out reverse trick-or-treating, which is a form of annual ritualistic tribute whereby the cruel townspeople force his nephews to walk door-to-door on Halloween night to hand out candy to people instead of receiving candy themselves. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd this year, the last stop on the trio's reverse trick-or-treating itinerary is Fallingwater-built on a natural waterfall, Frank Lloyd Wright's world-famous architectural masterpiece is now closed to the public and allegedly haunted by an evil supernatural entity known as TERROR MANNEQUIN... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Hackle may be the best absurdist story writer working today.\" -Bradley Sands, author of Dodgeball High \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"...the best bizarro absurdist in the business.\" -Amy M. Vaughn, author of Skull Nuggets","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45540047814807,"sku":"9781697831016","price":984.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9781697831016.webp?v=1767904077","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/terror-mannequin-9781697831016","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}