{"product_id":"the-art-of-corporate-a-philosophy-to-help-you-love-corporate-life-the-way-it-should-be-loved-9798250254137","title":"The Art of Corporate: A philosophy to help you love corporate life the way it should be loved","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Daniel Tzu\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Mentoring \u0026amp; Coaching\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Art of Corporate - How to Survive the Corporate Jungle Without Losing Your Soul\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA tongue-in-cheek guide to mastering office politics, cubicle chaos, and executive absurdity utilising nothing but the elemental forces of fire, water, wind and earth and a half-functioning coffee machine. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAre you drowning in pointless meetings?\u003cbr\u003eGetting burned out by relentless KPIs?\u003cbr\u003eBlown off course by shifting priorities?\u003cbr\u003eBuried under endless PowerPoints and performance reviews?\u003cbr\u003eOr Simply, looking to get a head or just looking to protect yourself from the AI tsunami. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFear not, corporate warrior. This easy read book is your \"spiritual guidebook\" to surviving and thriving in today's spreadsheet-saturated battleground. Inside you'll discover the \"Elemental Forces of Corporate Survival\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFire - \"Ignite your inner executive*. Learn how to wield passive-aggression like a flame-thrower burning your Frenemies like marshmallows at a campfire. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWater - \"Flow around obstacles like a corporate ninja\" Adapt, absorb, and avoid accountability with the grace of a seasoned VP.. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWind - \"Become an agent of strategic turbulence\" Whisper buzzwords into boardrooms, stir the air with visionary nonsense, and disappear just before real work begins. Ideal for aspiring middle managers and LinkedIn influencers. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEarth - \"Stay grounded while everything around you is chaos\" Learn to plant your roots deep in the breakroom snack policy, remain immovable during org restructures, and dig your way out of Excel hell with wit and wisdom. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhether you're a bright-eyed intern or a jaded veteran two weeks from quitting via meme, The Art of Corporate gives you the \"tongue-in-cheek toolkit\" to navigate the modern workplace with humor, strategy, and just enough detachment to keep your sanity. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePerfect for fans of \"The Office\", \"Dilbert\", and *corporate satire that hits a little too close to home. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWarning -: May cause sudden outbursts of laughter during HR training sessions. Read responsibly.","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47892656586903,"sku":"9798250254137","price":1525.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9798250254137.webp?v=1781188033","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/the-art-of-corporate-a-philosophy-to-help-you-love-corporate-life-the-way-it-should-be-loved-9798250254137","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}