{"product_id":"the-best-ever-book-of-falkland-islander-jokes-lots-and-lots-of-jokes-specially-repurposed-for-you-know-who-9781480014534","title":"The Best Ever Book of Falkland Islander Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Mark Geoffrey Young\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Topic - Politics\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Falkland Islander jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Falkland Islander Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Falkland Islander Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Falkland Islander joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Falkland Islander jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Falkland Islanders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Falkland Islander and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Falkland Islander brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Falkland Islander who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: \"Put on two coats.\" *** Why do Falkland Islanders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Createspace Independent Publishing Platform","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45497971769495,"sku":"9781480014534","price":1300.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9781480014534.webp?v=1767448636","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/the-best-ever-book-of-falkland-islander-jokes-lots-and-lots-of-jokes-specially-repurposed-for-you-know-who-9781480014534","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}