{"product_id":"the-dragon-squisher-a-humorous-fantasy-adventure-featuring-a-very-unqualified-hero-book-one-of-the-nigel-chronicles-9798950654022","title":"The Dragon Squisher: A Humorous Fantasy Adventure Featuring a Very Unqualified Hero (Book One of The Nigel Chronicles)","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Scott McCormick\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Pants Press\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Pants Press\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Humorous - General\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Before I can begin my tale, you need to know about the king's panties.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThus begins the epic-and deeply unfortunate-adventure of Nigel: latrine digger, professional screw-up, and possibly the most unqualified hero in all of Esteria.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt fourteen, Nigel is desperate to escape military school before he's dragged into a war he has absolutely no business fighting. Unfortunately, his escape attempts go spectacularly wrong-hurling him into a chaotic journey filled with magic, danger, terrible decisions, and the occasional near-apocalypse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlong the way, Nigel finds himself tangled up with Lance (the infuriatingly perfect soldier), Eldrack (a gork with secrets of her own), and forces far bigger-and stranger-than he ever imagined. As kingdoms collide and ancient powers awaken, Nigel begins to suspect he may not just be unlucky...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ehe might actually be dangerous.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome heroes rise to the occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNigel trips over it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Dragon Squisher\u003c\/em\u003e is a hilariously chaotic fantasy adventure packed with absurd humor, disastrous heroics, misfit friendships, and a gleefully twisted take on classic fantasy tropes. Perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, this coming-of-age fantasy follows a boy who keeps making everything worse-and might accidentally save the world anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"An uproariously funny LGBTQI+ positive riff on \u003cem\u003eLord of the Rings\u003c\/em\u003e that's a delight for all ages!\" - George Penney\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis third edition includes bonus material from the sequel, \u003cem\u003eThe Crudge Whacker: A Humorous Fantasy Adventure Where the Worst Hero Gets Even Worse (Book Two of The Nigel Chronicles)\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pants Press","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47891810910359,"sku":"9798950654022","price":1110.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9798950654022.webp?v=1781184863","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/the-dragon-squisher-a-humorous-fantasy-adventure-featuring-a-very-unqualified-hero-book-one-of-the-nigel-chronicles-9798950654022","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}