{"product_id":"the-mummy-lessons-9781473691360","title":"The Mummy Lessons","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Helen Wallen\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Hodder \u0026amp; Stoughton\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Hodder \u0026amp; Stoughton\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Family Life - General\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE RULES\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1) Try to sleep when the baby sleeps. (SO NEVER. EVER. UNTIL YOU ARE AN EMPTY WINE-SOAKED HUSK AND FALL DOWN DEAD IN THE BABY AISLE AT TESCO) \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e2) Try to eat when the baby sleeps. (SEE POINT ABOVE) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e3) Try to get basic household chores done when the baby sleeps. (ABOVE!!) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e4) Batch cook food and freeze in individual portions for easy re-heating. (OR DELIVEROO . . . WITH WINE. AND CRYING) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e5) Try hiring a cleaner to take the pressure off. (OR JUST USE BABY WIPES) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e6) Take time to shower or bathe in the evenings when you can leave the baby with your partner. (OR JUST USE BABY WIPES) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e7) Make tea or coffee in the Thermos so it stays hot. (WHAT IS THIS 'HOT' OF\u003cbr\u003eWHICH YOU SPEAK?!)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e8) Don't be afraid to ask for help, or ask people to leave. (COMMUNICATION VIA \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eWHATSAPP ONLY)\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e9) Remember to look after and take time for \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eyourself. (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAfter a tough pregnancy, \u003cb\u003eEmily\u003c\/b\u003e is determined to tackle motherhood like a pro. But she quickly learns that Insta-Perfect-Parenting (and sleep) is hard to come by, no matter how much money you spend in Mothercare. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIrritatingly, her friend \u003cb\u003eMolly\u003c\/b\u003e seems to be breezing it. But with a business venture as well as a baby, is she taking on too much? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eLiz \u003c\/b\u003elooks as though she might have it all worked out. But when a tragedy derails her new relationship, she has some serious decisions to make. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eCelebrating female friendship, the highs and lows of motherhood, and the lifesaving power of a jumperoo, THE MUMMY LESSONS follows a year of highs and lows for Emily, Molly and Liz as they learn the hardest lesson of all: life doesn't always follow the rules . . .\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*********** \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhat readers are saying about Helen Wallen's BABY BOOM! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e'Funny, sweet, real and relatable. Couldn't put it down.' \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e'Hilarious, witty and so easy to get lost in! This book shows the real life before and after your baby has been born!' \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e'Loved it! Great read for mums and dads who want to keep it real!' \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e'If you've had kids, you'll laugh out loud!' \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e'Fantastic!!! I couldn't put this book down'","brand":"Hodder \u0026 Stoughton","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45032656863383,"sku":"9781473691360","price":3317.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9781473691360.webp?v=1769208340","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/the-mummy-lessons-9781473691360","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}