{"product_id":"the-squelching-squire-9781968564216","title":"The Squelching Squire","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Darby Skelm\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Alive Bunch\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Alive Bunch\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Science Fiction - Cyberpunk\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpen mouths, empty heads, big bytes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDarby Skelm crashes a wedding between a Wi-Fi router and a taxidermy octopus. He's the groom's other lover, an HDMI cable clutched like a ring, and he's not sorry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomething's rotting in the code. Deeper than heartbreak, deeper than every broken gadget he's ever whispered threats to. The Digital Knight can feel it - the whole system hemorrhaging, reality cracking at the seams.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePast the Soviet VHS vaults. Past the techno-pope on his holy motherboard. Past the debugging knights begging on their 404 knees. The crash is coming for everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDarby climbs the tallest tower in creation, grabs the last live wire, and dares the void to blink first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe system says error. Darby says alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome glitches were never meant to be patched.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alive Bunch","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47887988326551,"sku":"9781968564216","price":1599.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9781968564216.webp?v=1781162789","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/the-squelching-squire-9781968564216","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}