{"product_id":"the-sweet-potato-queens-guide-to-raising-children-for-fun-and-profit-9780743278379","title":"The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit","description":"\u003cp\u003e • Author(s): Jill Conner Browne\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher: Simon \u0026amp; Schuster\u003cbr\u003e • Publisher Imprint: Simon \u0026amp; Schuster\u003cbr\u003e • BISAC: Topic - Marriage \u0026amp; Family\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhen does 1 + 1 = 3 (or more)? When you've got a baby on the way.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003ePart of that new math, says #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author Jill Conner Browne--whom \u003ci\u003eUSA TODAY\u003c\/i\u003e calls \"just plain funny\"--includes the addition of an outsize sense of humor to balance the equation of your growing family.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilarious (though not scientifically tested) wink at the time-honored mysteries of parenting, because anybody who has ever had a kid or has ever known one knows that the experience is neither fun nor profitable--so you might as well laugh! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAs each generation begins its hopeful, happy, and, yes, sometimes harrowing journey as Parent and Child, together they spawn a new body of \"knowledge,\" the nuances of which will elude the Experts every time. Here are stories of the things we do for Mother Love--or, the most incredibly full-time volunteer job ever--and tips guaranteed not to be found in any other parenting guide. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-How to talk to a pregnant woman\u003cbr\u003e -How the diamonds on delivery policy can speed up the labor nature intended\u003cbr\u003e -Why a good mother is always adept at subterfuge\u003cbr\u003e -The list of things you wouldn't think you would have to tell kids not to do\u003cbr\u003e -Why mothers of sons can never retire\u003cbr\u003e -Why, for parents, it's just a short drive to the poorhouse \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit\u003c\/i\u003e will have everyone who's ever been a parent--or has ever thought of becoming one--or has ever been a child--or is still one--giggling and grinning (no small feat) through those childbearing years...and beyond.","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45117849763991,"sku":"9780743278379","price":1414.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/3471\/1191\/files\/9780743278379.webp?v=1767273742","url":"https:\/\/atlanticbooks.com\/products\/the-sweet-potato-queens-guide-to-raising-children-for-fun-and-profit-9780743278379","provider":"Atlantic Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}