• ISBN13: 9781916345133
• Binding: Hardcover
• Subject: N/A
• Publisher: Zouev Elite Publishing
• Publisher Imprint: Zouev Elite Publishing
• Publication Date: November 30, 2020
• Pages: 498
• Original Price: USD 25.0
• Language: English
• Edition: 2020th ed.
• Item Weight: 772 grams
• BISAC Subject(s): Christian Standard Bible / General

"IN the beginning Trump created the self-isolation and the quarantine..."

This is an updated 2020 edition of the King James Bible. Created in just under 7 hours (not days), this good book replaces archaic and outdated terms with everything that made this year so goddamn memorable. For example, all 3,995 mentions of "God" are replaced with "Trump"; "sin" has been updated to "eat ass"; all "priests" are "pedophiles"; and Jeffery Epstein (who did not kill himself), Karen, and Joe Exotic now fill in for Judah, David and Jesus. A total of 50+ word replacements now make reading the bible more enjoyable and feel less like a circumcision with no anesthesia. Think of this as a biblical ad-lib of sorts, where every page is a humorous godforsaken surprise.

Get all 498 pages of awfulness from Amazon for only 20.00.

I will be donating ALL proceeds (exactly 6.66 per copy sold) to Humanists UK.