Millions of People have taken up Organic Gardening, if only for a few Weekend Experimentations; but, few of them have put their Hearts and Souls into it, like that of the Inspired Author and his Brother Vern and his Family, who Invested most of a Lifetime of Self-Sacrifices (except for that Family), just to Prove the Futility of it - except for this Marvelous Book, which was Inspired by those Investments and Sacrifices - such as their Million-dollar 100,000-gallon Cistern for Water Storage, which Construction Project is Explained in Explicit Details within this Wonderful Book, which Addresses a Multitude of Important Subjects that are mostly Ignored by the Mainstream Media Outlets, who never did a single Day's Work in any Organic Garden. Nevertheless, they are Professional Orgimmick Gardeners, you might say, who are Cultivating Capitalist Lies like Obnoxious Weeds and Thorny Bushes, which all need to be Plowed Under, and put to Rest in the Subsoil, or Buried under Mount Rush-for-more-Gold, in South Dakota, as Dan would Rather say it, if you know what we Mean - that is, the Dan Rather of Texas, who was the CBS Evening News Broadcaster, who Failed to Follow Up on his News Report about the Evil Events of September 11th, 2001, whereby World Trade Center Tower 7 came Crashing Down in less than 7 Seconds without any EXPLOSIVES, whereby 283 Hardened Steel Columns simply Collapsed without any Resistance whatsoever, like Ballet Dancers hitting the Floor at the Exact same Time at the Command of Osama bin Laden from a Deep Dark Cave in Afghanistan, who was also an Orgimmick Gardener at Heart, who used to Work for the Central Unintelligent Agencies (CIA) of "The Divided States of United Lies," if you Recall. Yes, he was once a Trusted Friend of the Federal Burden of Investigation (FBI), which did not even Suspicion that EXPLOSIVES might have been Used in World Trade Center Tower 7, whereby all 283 Hardened Steel Columns could Collapse in UNISON, without any Resistance to the Commands of Osama bin Laden and Larry Silverstein, who said: "Pull it," which is an Expression for "Bring it Down," in the Language of Demolition Experts, all of whom Freely Confess that it was the ONE and ONLY Way to get those Steel Columns to Cooperate with them: because some of those Columns were 22-inches by 52-inches by 47 stories tall. However, not being Demolition Experts, the Federal Burden of Investigation did not Bother their Consciences to Thoroughly Investigate what Actually Happened: because it was in the Financial Interest of the Edomites on Wall Street to get into a War in Iraq, whereby they Cheerfully Gained no less than 2 Trillion Dollars by those Evil Events! And that, our Dear Readers, is Orgimmick Gardening at its Best! Therefore, before you take up your Pick and Shovel, in order to Sift Out the Rocks from 18,000 Wheelbarrows of Dirt, by Hand, during 30 Years of Slave Labor, you should Richly Consider the Fact that you might just be Wasting your Precious Time, Money, Materials, and Energy: beCause of ACID RAINS, which can easily Destroy all that you might Gain by True All-Mineral Organic Gardening at its Best, except that it is still Possible to Obtain some really GOOD Tasty Foods to Eat, in spite of those Acid Rains, which might seem to be Miraculous; but, it is certainly NOT as Miraculous as the Destruction of World Trade Center Tower 7 was, which Collapsed without being Struck by any Airplane, much less by an Atomic Bomb; but, the Great Cloud of DUST has still not Settled in the Minds of Intelligent, Thinking People, who would Naturally DEMAND a Thorough Investigation of those Evil Events, just to be Able to Sleep in Peace while the Sweet Corn, Carrots and Cabbages are Growing for "The Great Worldwide TELEVISED Court HEARING!" (That Great Meeting of the Most Intelligent Minds!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution!(R) Book 041. +
