100 Things NOT to Do in Cincinnati A Hilarious Picture Book Guide to Surviving the Queen City
Congratulations! You've arrived in Cincinnati - home of sky-high chili piles, rolling hills, friendly wall lizards, and the politest "Please?" you'll ever hear.
But beware... one wrong move and you'll become a local legend for all the wrong reasons.
This colorful, laugh-out-loud picture book delivers 100 illustrated "Don't..." rules that capture the heart, humor, and quirks of the Queen City. Whether you're a wide-eyed tourist, a new transplant, or a proud longtime resident, these pages will keep you smiling (and help you avoid the funniest mistakes).
Inside you'll discover:
- Why you should never cut your Skyline spaghetti with a knife
- The sacred art of the Chicken Dance at Oktoberfest
- What happens when you challenge the hills... or the locals at a brewery
- Why saying "What?" instead of "Please?" instantly marks you as an outsider
- And so much more - including goetta, Graeter's, Lazarus lizards, and Opening Day magic
Perfect for gifts, coffee tables, or planning your next Cincinnati adventure, this book celebrates everything that makes the Queen City wonderfully unique. Fun for the whole family and guaranteed to spark laughter and local cravings.
Welcome to Cincinnati. Now try not to ruin your visit... and have a wonderful time!