This book is for discerning legal minds. It's a humorous legal compendium and offers a delightful and insightful peek into the legal world, showcasing quirky lawyer anecdotes, amusing judicial rulings, lesser-known legal trivia, comedic courtroom and law office happenings, extraordinary records, and much more.
Crafted by a legal professional, this book uncovers the lighter side of the legal sphere, making it a delightful choice for gifting during the festive season, office celebrations, birthdays, or as a charming surprise on any occasion!
Notable Excerpts:
During a trial:
Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on deceased individuals?"
Doctor: "All of them. The living ones tend to resist."
In Kentucky, a judge was relieved to avoid a lengthy trial and wrote in his order dismissing the case,
"I would have preferred leaping naked off a 12-foot ladder into a bucket of porcupines over presiding a two-week trial here. It would have left the jury more baffled than a baby in a topless bar and the parties angrier than mosquitoes in a mannequin shop."
Interesting tidbits:
Longest jury trial records
Lawyer with 245 consecutive jury murder case wins
Longest-standing legal practice
Humorous judicial viewpoints
Outlandish court motions
And so much more!
This book is a thoughtful gift for legal professionals like judges, litigators, paralegals, legal assistants, law firm administrators, and court personnel. It's also perfect for vendors catering to the legal community.
The most cherished gifts are those that elicit laughter! Treat your legal acquaintances to a dose of amusement with this engaging book. Discover it today and bring joy to your legal circles!
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Golfwell, Team: - TeamGolfwell are bestselling authors and founders of the very popular 350,000+ member Facebook Group "Golf Jokes and Stories." Their books have sold thousands of copies including several #1 bestsellers in Golf Coaching, Sports humor, and other categories.
Miller, Bruce: - Lawyer, businessman, world traveler, aviator, and award-winning author of over 50 books, a few being bestsellers, spends his days writing, studying, and constantly learning of the astounding, unexpected, and amazing events happening in the world today while exploring the brighter side of life. He is the author of the Psychic Mystery/Thriller "Beware the Ides of March: A Novel Based on Psychic Readings" and was awarded the 2023 NYC Big Book Distinguished Favorite. He's a member of the Australian Golf Media Association, the New Zealand Society of Authors, and the Independent Book Publishers Association. He founded the popular Facebook group, "Golf Jokes and Stories" with over 350,000+ followers, and invites you to join it! It's funny!
